Never forget that Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed a man and tried to hide the body.
this is literally the best video on the internet
are those the fucking jonas brothers
they made a vine before vine made vine
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg
or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid
or, you know, the Avoxes
because, you know, why show disabled people doing things
Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)
This is important.
BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
…but I wasn’t there to catch her. (requested by roxxannene)
you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe
Oh my fucking god
is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING
I’m bringing this back from the depths of hell
I JUST WATCHED THIS AND I THINK MY DAD THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING PORN